I'm not a really funny guy, but I
like to laugh. None of these
are my jokes or stories. They
are sent to me from friends. I
clean them up a little and post them here.
Some of them are pretty good.
In case I accidentally offend
anyone, remember that this is a
"humor check" and that the words
"politically correct" do not appear
in the Warbird Brewing Operations
hand-book. If you send us a
joke or story and we like it, we'll
clean it up and post it. If
you clean it up ahead of time, I
appreciate that a lot.
FIGHTER PILOT JOKES
(Note: All of these have
been sent to me by fighter pilots.
So even though they are being
laughed at, they still love being
the topic of conversation.)
Q: How do you know if there is a
fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: What's the difference between God
and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter
pilot.
Q: How many fighter pilots does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb, and
the world revolves around him.
Q: What is the difference between a
fighter pilot and a pig?
A: The pig doesn't turn into a
fighter pilot when it's drunk.
Q: What is the difference between a
fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when
the plane shuts down.
GENERAL MILITARY HUMOR
An Air Force chief master sergeant
and a general were sitting in the
barbershop. They were both just
getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some
after-shave to slap on their faces.
The general shouted, "Hey, don't put
that stuff on me! My wife will think
I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and
said, "Go ahead and put it on me. My
wife doesn't know what the inside of
a whorehouse smells like."
Having just moved into his new
office, a pompous, new colonel was
sitting at his desk when an airman
knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the
colonel quickly picked up the phone,
told the airman to enter, then said
into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll
be seeing him this afternoon and
I'll pass along your message. In the
meantime, thank you for your good
wishes, sir." Feeling as though he
had sufficiently impressed the young
enlisted man, he asked, "What do you
want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the airman
replied, "I'm just here to hook up
your telephone."
